Episode January 11, 2013

The Kevin & Bean Podcast, Friday, January 11, 2013


The show opens with some more clips and discussion of the genius of Huel Howser.  Huel was impressed with a picture of Bert Lancaster in the Bagdad Cafe.

After being brought to a Kentucky jail, Jessica Webster was caught hiding 4 hypodermic needles full of heroin in her vagina.  The gang discusses using this idea for a call-in topic in the future. I can't wait.

Also, Kevin almost killed Lisa May in the parking lot yesterday.

7:30 Show Biz Beat

  • Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez have broken up. Was Justin interested in another woman, a supermodel named Barbara. Who knew there were 80 year old supermodels? I didn't.
  • Also in Bieber news, his former bodyguard is claiming that Bieber beat him up. What? Bieber couldn't beat up a supermodel named Barbara much less a body guard. Ralph has it right when he compares Bieber to Mr. Burns.
  • Lingerie Football league is getting a makeover and they will no longer play in lingerie, and will change the name to the Legend's Football League. Skip this and watch some Roller Derby instead.
  • Documentary about Green DAy will be premiering at the X-Games, and will be called Quatro. 
  • Trent Rezner has announced that Nine Inch Nails will not be getting back together, but he is working on his other project, How to Destroy Angels. 
How To Destroy Angels
Birthdays:
Kim Coles, In Living Color, 51
Tom Dumant, No Doubt, 45
Mary J Blige, 42
Christian Jacob, producer of Yo Gabba Gabba, 41 (why is this on the list?)
Amanda Peet, Studio 60, 41

14:30 Beer Mug is Fat

At the end of 2011, Mugs shocked everyone by losing 30 pounds in 3 months. He actually stayed about the same for the first two and a half months and then crash dieted at the last minute to drop weight. Then gained it all back plus some. Now he is really fat. Even though he was planning on starting anew on January 1, he has already failed miserably, and has found all the excuses to continue putting it off.

22:00 Movie Beat

We are finally getting some good movies back in theaters. Features available this weekend include:
Struck By Lightning


30:00 Justin Beiber Smokes pot and doesn't care who knows it.

The gang checks in with "Justin" to talk about some of the recent scandalous news items. There is vomiting involved.

36:00 Matt Money Smith in studio

Matt comes in to talk about sports stuff, and I fast forward.

52:00 The Monopoly Crisis

Bean is freaking out because Parker Brothers is going to retire one of the Monopoly pieces.  The gang spends too much time trying to convince Bean that it does not matter, and even if it did, it would not affect him at all, since he already has a complete set.

Shameless

58:00 In Studio interview with Steve Howie

Steve comes in to talk about the season premier of his show, Shameless. They discuss the acting chops of William H Macy, Steve's bar-tending skills, and full frontal nudity.


1:11:00 Loquecia calls in to talk about Buckwild

Loquecia is still disgusted with the people on this show.  This week's episode highlights teen fatherhood, a hillbilly slip and slide, some Yosemite Sam-like behavior, several parties, and a plethora of extremely dangerous behavior, including blatant violation of helmet laws which might explain the brain damage displayed on the show. 

1:19:30 Cousin Sal on the phone

Sal calls in to talk about Jimmy Kimmel going up against Letterman in the 11:30 time slot. They also talked about sports for a long time and you can read about those things at Grantland.com


1:26:30 Closing Show Biz Beat

Friends are our friends.







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