Episode January 3, 2013

Kevin & Bean for Thursday, January 3, 2013
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The Gang is back from the holiday vacation and everyone is here!

3:00 Story about a sperm donor being sued for child support by the state of Kansas

9:00 Show Biz Beat with Ralph Garmin

• Ralph discusses his sleep habits and how difficult it is to get up early for the show
• A 22 year old woman in Pensylvania is arrested after driving for 18 miles on the wrong side of the street.
• Leonardo Decaprio is better than you. He had a New Years Eve party in Syndey Australia, and then put all his friends in his private jet to fly to Las Vegas to ring in the new year a second time.
• Jennifer Lawrence was prepared to confront a burglar with her bow and arrow skills that she learned from being in the Hunger Games.
• Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are expecting a baby. The gang laments that they will have to hear about this baby every day for the foreseeable future.

Birthdays for January 3, 2012

• George Martin 87 (The "Fifth Beatle")
• Robert Loggia 83 (Actor)
• Dabney Coleman 81 (Actor, Boardwalk Empire)
• Bobby Hull (A hockey hall of famer)
• Steven Stills 68 (singer)
• John Paul Jones 68 (Led Zepplin)
• Mel Gibson 57 (racist)
• Danica McKellar 38 (Winnie from the Wonder Years)
• Eli Manning 32 (Football player)
• Mark Pontius of Foster the People 28

21:00 The Gang talks about what they did on vacation.

• Lisa went to Belize where she risked her life to look at old creepy skeletons, and then on the plane home she saw some TV star's butt crack (Ben McKenzie).
• Bean spent his vacation sick with the Norovirus. Seriously people, wash your hands.
• Kevin went to Phoenix. He went to a Clippers game and shot free throws to benefit his charity Friends and Helpers. After heckling his wife's air-ball, he also threw an air-ball.

31:00 Bean's Death Corner

• 20 year old Tenesian man died after eating 28 raw eggs on a bet to eat 30.
• A 40 year old Fort Worth man sleeping in a dumpster got compacted by a trash truck and was killed.
• The orgasm lady committed suicide.
• A British man at a holiday party had a heart attack after dancing to Gangnam Style
• An Argentinian woman is engaged to the man who is in prison for killing her twin sister.
• A Los Angeles man was killed early in the morning on New Years Day when a refrigerator fell on him while he was reaching for a beer. 

37:30 Phone Interview with Andy Garcia
Andy is promoting A Dark Truth. It is in theaters and On Demand. Bean is politely enthusiastic about the movie, which he says he has seen, but Rotten Tomatoes is not as polite. Forest Whitaker and Eva Longoria are also in this movie. Andy's interview is dry and boring to listen to, despite Bean's attempts to keep it lighthearted and entertaining.


44:00 Phone call with Dick Clark in Heaven
The gang had a New Years Eve Broadcast discussion where they agreed that NYE shows are unwatchable, especially since Dick Clark has passed away. Dick's counting attempts have been the highlight of NYE for years now. Apparently, now that Dick is gone, Jenny McCarthy and Fergie (really?!) helped Ryan Seacrest bring in the new year on this year's Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin Eve.

So, the gang called Dick Clark in Heaven. Unfortunately, even in death, he still sounds like he has had a stroke.

48:30 In studio visit with Bobby Slayton, the Pitbull of Comedy
He is a funny guy but OMG, take a breath (of something that is not a cigarette). He is promoting a live show at Flappers in Burbank, which will be over by the time you read this. There is talk of gluten free living. They discuss how his holiday went, and he complains about his wife. They talk about Bobby's upcoming book If You Can’t Laugh at Yourself Make Fun of Other People



1:05:00 Call in topic: New Year's Resolutions
The gang talks about the most common New Year's Resolutions and heckle them. Then, they take calls from people who have already broken their resolutions for 2013. In typical K&B style, fastest resolution broken is the winner.

1:16:30 Phone call with Dr. Drew Pinsky

The gang teases Drew for driving into a snow bank while on vacation.  They also give him crap for admitting that he has a fear of the number 13, called Triskaidekaphobia, which will cause some challenges since the number 13 will be in every date, all year long.  '

1:22:30 In Studio Interview with the Captains from Wicked Tuna
The gang tries to make tuna fishing interesting.

1:36:30 Closing Show Biz Beat
 A repeat of the stories told at the beginning of the podcast, and also:

• Listen to Bean mispronounce Leonardo Dicaprier a few more times. 
• Apparently Jimmy Kimmel wont let Ralph come on his show to promote the upcoming Joe Schmo Show, which, by the way, looks amazing. 
• Sophia Vergara went to a party in Miami hosted by an ex-boyfriend, and she brought her fiance, yada yada yada, her boobs came out.
• Brittany Spears was fired from the X-Factor. 
• An old recording of Mel Gibson berates Ralph for wishing him a happy birthday.